29 October 2010

Where Are All the Halloween Carols?

I saw zombies eating Santa Claus
Over at the shopping mall last night
They didn't hear me weep
But I swear I heard them creep
Past me as I hid behind
The counter, trying to peep

Then, I saw zombies rip up Santa Claus
Tearing off his beard so snowy white
And as his guts spilled on the floor
I knew the world would end for sure
As they ate up Santa Claus last night

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